On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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