you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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