Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
ok first of all what the fuck
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