My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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