Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I have fence marks all over my body
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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