i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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