Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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