I looked at my own cervix.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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