so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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