ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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