That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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