in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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