sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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