The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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