we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
soo... how was my night?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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