i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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