Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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