Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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