with your own penis?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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