How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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