Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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