Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
we're making bets on your personal life
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Randomize
