Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
