i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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