Got a toothbrush?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
one might say we're banned from that church
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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