We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Do vagina's smell?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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