Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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