I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
