We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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