so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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