I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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