i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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