Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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