dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize