I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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