I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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