you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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