Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is it penis luge time yet?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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