Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
