Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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