Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How external is "for external use only"?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
