their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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