Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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