Heybabeimwearingurpanties
he thought i was a dude.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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