i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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