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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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