:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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