butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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