redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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