You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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