I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
