It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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