If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Barsexuality is the new black.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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