do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
