she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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