If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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