I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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