Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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