it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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